October 28th, 2014 11PM - (3 GIF Pics & 7 FMLs)

Joke:
A drunk guy sees a nun walking down the street... runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
FML:
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FMyLife
Picture:
Musical Chairs Funny Woman Tackles Guy Broken GIF

October 27th, 2014 3PM - (4 Pictures & 7 FMLs)

Joke:
Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Her wedding cake.
FML:
Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seat belt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seat belt. I was fined for that. FMyLife
Picture:
Bites Into A Chocolate Chip Cookie Oatmeal Raisin