October 16th, 2014 1PM - (4 Pictures & 6 FMLs)

Joke:
Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.
FML:
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FMyLife
Picture:
Go Behind This Rock And Seal The Deal Funny Allison Williams Meme

September 25th, 2014 3AM - (4 Pictures & 6 FMLs)

Joke:
It's good for girl to meet boy in park but it's better for boy to park meat in girl.
FML:
Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FMyLife
Picture:
Sorry Could You Say That Again My Stupid Baby Fell Over Funny Bad Parenting

September 15th, 2014 3PM - (4 Pictures & 6 FMLs)

Joke:
You know you're a redneck when you have 1 house and 13 cars and your house is the only one mobile.
FML:
Today, after politely reminding my husband to turn the bathroom light off after he's done, he did so. While I was on the toilet. FMyLife
Picture:
Happy Birthday Funny High Weed 420 Pot Quote Bday Cake