Wednesday

July 30th, 2014 4PM

Joke:
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed zebra!
FML:
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I was eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FMyLife
Picture:
Best Birthday Ever Funny Baby First Bday Cake Mess






Friday

July 25th, 2014 5PM

Joke:
A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel."
His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
FML:
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me as she drooled. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy all of it. FMyLife
Picture:
My Husband Left The Nesquik Out Funny Kid Making A Mess Parenting Humor






Thursday

July 24th, 2014 7PM

Joke:
Q: What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his stomach.
FML:
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FMyLife
Picture:
What To Do When Your Girlfriend Is On Skype Funny Guy Half Naked