November 23rd, 2014 5PM - (3 Pictures & 8 FMLs)

FML #1:
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FMyLife
FML #2:
Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FMyLife
Picture:
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November 17th, 2014 2PM - (3 Pictures & 8 FMLs)

FML #1:
Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FMyLife
FML #2:
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FMyLife
Picture:
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