Monday

April 21st, 2014 3AM

Joke:
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, "Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll start to go blind." The boy said,"Dad, I'm over here."
FML:
Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FMyLife
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Sunday

April 20th, 2014 10AM

Joke:
Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
A: Her feet!
FML:
Today, my dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FMyLife
Picture:
Easter 4/20 I'm Gonna Go Trick Or Treating High As F






Saturday

April 19th, 2014 4PM

Joke:
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
FML:
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FMyLife
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