Friday

August 22nd, 2014 4PM

Joke:
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
FML:
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FMyLife
Picture:
My Girlfriend Told Me To Choose Her Or My Car Gonna Miss Her Sometimes Funny Men's Humor






Thursday

August 14th, 2014 2PM

Joke:
Q: Which part of the military do babies join?
A: The infantry.
FML:
Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FMyLife
Picture:
Shark Week She's Excited Funny Girl Shark Float With Arm Floaties






Friday

August 8th, 2014 4PM

Joke:
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A poultry.
FML:
Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FMyLife
Picture:
Not A Single Fuck Was Given Funny Guy Grilling In The Rain